Jagerbomb & Truthbomb

NOTE: This is a piece of microfiction that could become part of an edited collection on Singles Empowerment.  Enjoy!

          So, you know how sometimes you respond, “Better single than married to a pathetic
 
drunk” when your ex-best friend says “that’s why you’re still single,” and she throws a drink
 
in your face and tells you to go fuck yourself? 
 
         Well, I do.  I know that very well.  True story.