I get up around 7. Get out of bed around 7:30. After stumbling over a bunch of empty pizza boxes on my way to the refrigerator that has all kinds of mold and stain throughout, I drink some orange juice directly from the carton. After I take a swig, I kick my pizza boxes at the wall. One feels heavier than the rest. I open it, and jackpot, I find a slice that hasn’t been touched! It’s got some dust on it, but all I need to know is blow on it, and it should be edible. I woof it down in two bites.
I spray cologne all over my body before pounding a Red Bull. I doze off a bit on the Metro before getting into work at around 9, where I find an email from the commissioner of my fantasy football league giving out an announcement about lineups needing to be solidified before Sunday.
I do some work before going to the breakroom to chat with the boys about where we’re hitting happy hour. I pound down a 5-hour Energy Drink to get through the afternoon, and work ends, we down some McDonalds before heading to the bar to party, which we do until the bars close. I catch an Uber back to my pad at around 3:30 in the morning and crash out on my sheetless bed.
I get up around 7. Get out of bed around 7:30. Repeat cycle.
My name is Craig. I'm an educator, writer, and unapologetic singleton. When not reading, writing, or teaching, I enjoy hiking, running, watching movies, going to concerts, spending time with friends, and playing with my cat/son, Chester.